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27 September 2007

Debate Breakdown

... of time spent talking.



I have to admit, it's good that Chris Dodd puts this on his website. It gives the viewer an idea of how "fair" each debate is. They all look fairly similar...

Porous Borders

Scary. Simply frightening.

I Have To Agree

Even if I don't share the same political philosophy on other issues, I must agree with what Shaun Mullen says about Nancy Pelosi.
[W]hen she alit in The Situation Room the other day to tell CNN’s Wolf Blitzer that she deserves credit for “changing the debate” on the Iraq war and she and her Democratic colleagues were holding President Bush accountable, I was so dumbfounded that I had to confirm the references.

Why dumbfounded? Because of the reality that on Pelosi’s watch 30,000 additional troops have been sent to Iraq and she and her fellow Democrats have pretty much given the president a blank check to dump the whole mess on his successor.

Yeah, pretty much my thoughts too.

Ignore Your Mentor


If Salman al-Oadah can get it right, why can't his mentee?

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Photo: AP

Still Relevant

The question that this student asks was relevant then - and is still relevant now.

Take The Mic Away


Just one more reason why the powers-that-be should lock the president in the Oval Office and never let him speak to the public.

At an event designed to re-sell the No Child Left Behind Act to Congress and the American public, president Bush addressed the crowd:
As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured.
Seriously. He said that.

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Photo: Larry Downing/Reuters

26 September 2007

Wal-Mart: Eco-Friendly?

I'm no basher-of-Wal-Mart. Hell, I shop there because my dollar will stretch farther there than at the local grocery stores. However, there are many people out there who would love to see the Waltons pack up their corporate conglomerate and go home.

I read this op-ed by Thomas Friedman and I found it extremely interesting. Look at this:
Wal-Mart on Monday also announced a partnership with the Carbon Disclosure Project (C.D.P.) to measure the amount of energy used to create products throughout its supply chain — many of which come from China.
Great! But here's the problem: China isn't about to change their production to benefit the environment. They want to do whatever will make money, and unfortunately the "green" thing is not always the cheapest thing.

Here's where America comes in.

Friedman makes a good point: the government (pronounced "Bush administration") should be taking steps to regulate American corporations to become conscience of their impact on the environment. Because the administration is turning a blind-eye to environmental causes, other countries around the world (China in particular) do the same. Summed up:
The most frequent and difficult question we get in China with every policy initiative we put forward is: ‘If it is so good, why aren’t you doing it?’ It’s hard to answer — and somewhat embarrassing. So we point to good examples that some American states, or cities, or companies are implementing — but not to the federal government. We can’t point to America.
America should be leading this cause. Period.

I am glad to see that Wal-Mart is making some positive headlines though.

More Weaving

It was one week ago that I rambled about supporting our troops. I questioned why anyone would vote against legislation that ensures more rest time for our men and women who see active duty in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Well, it seems that the Army is coming to it's senses and is recommending that troops who are in the battlefield will have more time home between tours.
Army Chief of Staff George W. Casey Jr., who is scheduled to testify today before the House Armed Services Committee, intends to move as quickly as possible to grant soldiers more relief from the war zone, having argued that the troop rotations of 15 months in combat and 12 months at home -- required by the buildup of U.S. forces in Irag and the conflict in Afghanistan -- are "not sustainable" for the Army.
Hopefully, the civilian leaders in the government will listen to the military.

Ugh.

Withdrawal Plan


- Matt Davies, Slate

PosterBoy: Follow-Up

The story that I talked about yesterday involving Giuliani and his $9.11 fund raiser has caught on in the media. I've seen several reports on cable news in the past 24 hours and the New York Times is blogging about it.

Good.

This guy needs to be called out for what he is: an opportunist. If the attacks on September 11th, 2001 had never happened, or had happened in a city other than New York, Rudy Giuliani might be in the position of State Representative or Senator. He would never have had the chance to run for f**kin' PRESIDENT.

The ONLY reason he is running for the Chief Executive's office is because of 9/11.

So sad.

Oh, and apparently more and more people are coming out and asking, "is he as weird as he seems?" Check out this short piece on Rudy's strangitudeness and that creepy phone-call from his wife.

Add A Caption

In your best Rodney Dangerfield voice:


"I say, it's a tough crowd here. I never get any respect."
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Photo: MSNBC

Master-Debaters: Ivy League


Big Democratic presidential primary debate at 9:00 pm tonight on MSNBC. (the link is to a 'submit your question-for-the-candidates' page)

I wonder if we'll actually hear something new from one (or more) of the seemingly endless list of candidates...

Ugh.

Oh, and the debate is being broadcast from Dartmouth College - hence the "ivy league" post title.

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Photo: Charles Rex Arbogast/AP

Hooked On Phonetics


A lot is being made of the story about president Bush's speech to the UN - and his need for the phonetic spelling of other countries and leaders names.

As evidenced numerous times in my blog - I am NO FAN of George W. Bush and his administration. I think that he alone is one of the most polarizing figures in political history. I feel that he has set back the civil liberties movement at least 20 years and is single-handedly ruining the reputation of the United States on a global level.

That said, you can't fault a guy for trying.

Look, he knows that he is weak in the area of public speaking and he's attempting to fix it. There is absolutely nothing wrong with trying to better yourself in an area where you feel that you need improvement.

There. I actually defended the guy.

I need a shower.

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Photo: Evan Vucci/AP

No Gays In Iran

If Mahmoud Ahmadinejad had his way - everyone on Earth would believe that there are no homosexuals in Iran; no men who are gay, no women who are lesbians.

In fact, at his "appearance" at Columbia University Monday, Ahmadinejad even went so far as to say:
In Iran we don't have homosexuals like in your country. In Iran we do not have this phenomenon. I don't know who's told you that we have this.
Rrrright. Doug Ireland begs to differ. Peep the photos.

If there are no homosexuals in Iran, as this loon claims, then why are some young men targeted and hanged for simply being alleged to be gay?

Ugh.

I wish I had the audio from Ahmedinejad's speech though. After he said "we don't have homosexuals" there was a roar of laughter from the audience. A roar.

Head Nod: Andrew Sullivan

25 September 2007

MoveOn Already


It's been a week since MoveOn.org ran their now infamous ad in the New York Times. The way that I see it - and you can take my opinion however you want to - there are two key factors at play here.
  • 1:: First and foremost - everyone who is complaining should take a look at the First Amendment to the friggin' Constitution: Freedom Of Speech/Press bitches. Shut the eff up. MoveOn.org has an opinion about the war and the way that it is being handled, and they have every right to express that opinion, whether you agree with it or not. They paid money to the New York Times to run that ad, and the NYT accepted their money and printed. End of story.
  • 2:: I feel that these kinds of ads are simply pathetic. I felt the same way about the "Swiftboat" ads that came out in the 2004 election. Or back in the Republican primaries in 2000 when Gee Dubya Bee smeared feces all over John McCain's campaign. Why on Earth would you attack someone who has clearly dedicated their lives to public service? David Petraeus is no different that Kerry or McCain: they are all honorable men who have served our nation.
Now, having said those two things, I think that there are some other issues at play here.
  • Politics. Look, I'm not a Democrat. BUT, if I were, I would be SOOOO pissed at MoveOn.org for running this ad. Because MoveOn is a leftward-leaning organization, everyone automatically associates them with the Democratic party. This puts any Democratic candidate (especially the presidential ones) on the defensive. Basically, the GOP folks can sit back and let the Dems explain how they "value the 'MoveOn crowd' but that this ad was an attack on an honorable man", etcetera, etcetera... Now Democratic candidates have to try to win the admiration of really hostile independent and Republican voters. Good luck with that kids. Also, there are some Republicans who are using the ad as an opportunity to increase their bona fides with their conservative base.
  • The War. You see, everyone has a f**kin' opinion about this ad. The Lefties think that it helps their cause (ending the war) and the Righties think that it's a smear campaign conducted by Communists. Everyone needs to get over themselves and wake the f**k up. Is anyone paying attention? While you have all been childishly bickering about this brazenly juvenile ad (I mean c'mon MoveOn.org, you couldn't come up with anything better than Petraeus/Betray Us?), you have all been distracted from true debate about the topic: the war in Iraq. Hell, the Senate went so far off the path that they held a vote on whether or not to condemn the ad.
CONDEMN THE AD?! Are you kidding me? You mean to tell me that the Congress of the United States has NOTHING BETTER TO DO??????!!!!! Geez.

Did anyone condemn the Swiftboat Veterans For Truth? Did anyone condemn George W. Bush in the 2000 primaries? HELL NO. And now that the vote has been cast, the loons are all out yelling about how "Hillary voted against it - so she MUST support the terrorists in Iraq".

Ugh. I'm so tired of this. It's time to move on to more applicable debating.

MoveOn already.

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Photo: Susan Walsh/AP

Outage

Sorry gang...

For some mysterious reason, the power went out at my house. In fact, the whole street lost power (I confirmed with neighbors). When I lost power, I had two blog posts in progress and I lost them. Working to restore now.

Hopefully, I'll get them up by the end of the day.

PosterBoy

Apparently, Rudolph Giuliani will use any means at his disposal to remind you that he was mayor on September 11th, 2001.

Including, but obviously not limited to, having fund raising parties that cost $9.11 to attend.

Geez.

We get it already Rudy. You were the dude walking through the streets of New York after the Towers came down. Talk about something else now. For instance, you MUST admit this phone call from your wife while you were addressing the NRA was totally staged, right?

Ugh.

24 September 2007

The Truth Hurts... The GOP

The GOP is probably starting to really hate Chuck Hagel (R-Nb). Me? This is Republican of whom I would like to see and hear more..
The Republican Party has won two elections on the issue of fear and terrorism.
ZING!

Man, he isn't messing around, huh?

The Clinton Machine


And yet another reason why I would never vote for Hillary.
GQ was working on a story the [Clinton] campaign was sure to hate: an account of infighting in Hillaryland.

So Clinton’s aides pulled a page from the book of Hollywood publicists and offered GQ a stark choice: Kill the piece, or lose access to planned celebrity coverboy Bill Clinton.
Nice. Deprive the public from hearing negative accounts of your campaign... that's great for a message of transparency.

Geez.

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Photo: Mannie Garcia/Getty Images

Full Of Sh*t Mitt


You know that it's gotta be bad for Romney when the Corner is rolling eyes:
[H]e's going to move "In God We Trust" to the front of the new dollar coins instead of the side.
Oh, and this gem:
I'll make sure that our future is defined not by the letters ACLU, but by the letters USA.
Ugh.

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Photo: Charlie Neibergall/AP

Once Scary Dude


Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is a scary dude. Period.

However, I think that it is GOOD to have him speak on U.S. soil. Now, I know that there are many "patriots" who are going to pick their jaws up off of the floor and attempt to lambaste that opinion, but let's take a look at what's been going on lately, shall we?

It seems that every time I see Gee Dubya Bee (and other administration lackies)speak, he uses similar rhetoric to describe Iran as he used to talk about Iraq back in 2002 and 2003. There are already plans in motion to attack Iran. The governmental machinery has already started building a case against Iran. And, for some reason, I would bet that idiot Americans will - just as they did in 2003 - subscribe to whatever ridonkulous allegations that Bush and his (rapidly dwindling) administration come up with.

So, even though Ahmadinejad believes that the Holocaust never happened (?!) and that the nation of Israel should be both figuratively and literally wiped off of the global map, I think that it is good that Americans see this guy up close and personal.

A couple of weeks ago, I was watching the Today Show and Matt Lauer did this excellent report FROM Iran. He interviewed "regular" people and asked them about their country's relationship with the U.S. It was great reporting because it humanized Iran. The images that were shown were that of a country not unlike America. Busy marketplaces, people freely discussing ideas, and nowhere, did you see anyone protesting Lauer's presence - or showing signs of hatred toward the U.S.

I'm glad that Ahmadinejad had the opportunity to speak at Columbia University - and the U.N. General Assembly.

The good news for those of you who disagree was that Lee Bollinger, the president of Columbia, began the speech by giving a verbal smackdown to the Iranian president:

"Mr. President, you exhibit all the signs of a petty and cruel dictator," Bollinger said to applause from many of the 600 people in the room for a speech from the Iranian leader.

Bollinger cited the Iranian government's "brutal crackdown" on dissidents, public executions, executions of minors and other actions.

And he assailed Ahmadinejad's "denying" of the Holocaust as "ridiculous" and "dangerous propaganda." He called the Iranian leader either brazenly provocative "or astonishingly uneducated."

"The truth is that the Holocaust is the most documented event in human history," he said.

He said he doubted Ahmandinejad would show the intellectual courage to answer the questions before him.

Ooooh! SNAP!

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Photo: AFP

Funny Of The Week

I missed it last week (due to a short week of posts), so here is the triumphant return of the Funny Of The Week:

Who knew that an professional football player could be so funny?

O'Reilly, O'Brother

Give me a friggin' break. This guy does not deserve the airtime that he gets if he truly believes that a "black" restaurant should have patrons sitting around saying "M-Fer, I want more iced tea."

Ugh.

21 September 2007

Vacation

This is a piece that I just finished for Parents magazine. I'm not sure if it will be published, but hey - it's worth a shot!

This is what I've been working on during my blog-time today. I'll have more politickin' tomorrow.

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Growing up in central Pennsylvania was nice. My family lived in a nice suburban neighborhood, and our house was literally across the street from the school that my brother and I attended. The highlight of every summer for me and my family was spending a week at the Jersey Shore. To me, the word vacation is synonymous with the beach. I love going to the beach. I love the sight of the beach. I love the smell of the beach. I love the sounds of the beach. I love the beach.

Naturally, when the idea of a family vacation came up in conversation with my wife, my thoughts immediately turned to Ocean City, New Jersey – a town that feels like a second home to me, having spent one week there nearly every year for as long as I can remember.

Needless to say, a lot has changed in my life since those dog days of summer spent in the Garden State. I’m the father of two delightful, parental energy draining kids. Holden, our oldest, just turned four-years-old and exemplifies everything that is the stereotype of a boy at that age. His sister - and partner in crime - Fiona (the Bean), is now pushing a whopping 14 months in age. In a former life (before the kids) I worked in higher education – but now I am a proud Stay-At-Home-Dad (or SAHD as Stephen Colbert calls us). My beautiful wife Melissa is our bread-winner and more importantly my high-school-sweetheart.

My wife did not grow up squishing sand between her toes every summer. In fact, her first trip to the beach was with MY family during one summer back in the 90s when we were still merely dating. Fortunately, Melissa fell in love with the beach and we try to go as much as we can – even if it means without taking our kids…

BUT, this trip was going to be our whole clan – including my PARENTS – which in and of itself would normally be a challenge. Add a four-year-old and one-year-old into the mix and you have yourself a steaming kettle of anxiety… if it is not handled properly.

We rented a beach house for the second week in September. This is a useful tip because the rates for beach houses are at their peak price in July and August – but if you can wait a couple of weeks into September, you will cut your rental cost in HALF (in late-July, our beach house cost $1500.00 per week and we paid just under $600.00 for the week that we had it). We rented a second-floor, three bedroom house that was three blocks off of the beach (also a cost factor). It was a great house. The owners of the home either have kids, or were simply over-prepared for their guests as we found a Graco high-chair and Pack-N-Play and numerous beach toys already waiting for us. We went with three bedrooms in the hopes that our two kids would be able to sleep in the same room all week. Fortunately, it worked out pretty well. There weren’t too many sleepless nights for anyone involved. Next year we will likely shoot for a four bedroom place.

Oh, and speaking of sleep, many resort towns have companies that will rent items like strollers and cribs to families who are on vacation. The last time we took Holden to the beach, he was still sleeping in a crib at home – so naturally we rented a crib for our beach house. Not this time. I decided that since I could fit it into our Dodge Caravan, I was going to disassemble and pack Fiona’s crib for the week. It was a royal pain – BUT, it saved us FIFTY bucks (yes, that’s right folks FIVE-ZERO dollars to rent a crib for one week). Money that Melissa and I then used for a ‘date night’ out to a nice restaurant.

If I were to change anything about our rental house, I would say that the second floor was a bit too much for our family (especially moving that crib in and out). With a toddler who has just learned how to walk, being on the first floor would have been a lot more convenient.

Packing.

If you have children (and if you are reading this article, you most likely DO), then you know that packing for a trip that is longer than to-the-grocery-store-and-back can be quite an ordeal. Especially if you have young children.

Our solution to trying to remember every little item was to mentally walk through a day at home (my job) and make a list of things that we use every day. Wake up: diaper, clean clothes, breakfast for each kid, etc. This proved to be a fairly successful system. The only things that we had to buy upon our arrival in New Jersey were grocery items.

Travel.

My least favorite part of family trips is the actual trip. The Boy gets car sick when we travel windy or hilly roads. I’m not kidding when I say that we always take one of those over-sized, 35 ounce coffee cans on long trips. We affectionately refer to it as the “puke bucket”, and yes – it has indeed gotten some usage. Gross. The Bean on the other hand is quite the opposite. As I mentioned earlier, she just recently figured out how to walk. Now, she wants to get really good at it by practicing. She doesn’t express her frustration with this until about 20 minutes into any given trip, but rest assured – she’ll let us know that she wants to get out and walk.

Our saving grace for this trip came in the form of one of Melissa’s colleagues. This generous co-worker let us borrow a portable DVD player and two strap-to-your-headrest TV screens. This way, the kids could watch movies during our long van ride to Ocean City.

Please don’t misunderstand – we are not the type of parents who park our kids in front of the boob-tube. But on a six-hour trip in a confined space with two kids – we became that type of parent, if only for that short time.

Enough with the appetizers – bring on the main course.

Vacation.

We had a great time. Out of the seven days we spent in Ocean City, it only rained on one day. I got to play golf with my father twice (which I never get to do anymore), and we even hit the boardwalk with the whole crew on one evening. The weather at mid-day was warm, but not excruciatingly hot. The evenings were breezy and pleasant; jeans and a light sweatshirt or long-sleeve t-shirt. Nice.

The kids BOTH loved playing on the sand. We brought the usual beach toys (sand buckets, shovel, castle molds, etc.) as well as a small, inflatable pool in which Fiona could splash around.

Prior to arrival, Melissa and I were worried that she might be somewhat frightened by the waves that pound the beach. Man, we were WRONG. Every opportunity that my daughter had, she made a break for it and went charging towards the water. Chasing her around became great exercise for my parents. Holden had been to the shore in past years, but because of his young age he had no memory of the beach. He also had fun playing in the sand, chasing sea gulls and flying his kite.

The only real challenge during the week was our family’s adaptation to a new schedule in a new environment. When we are at home, there is an almost predictable pattern to our days. After breakfast we play until about 10 am when Fiona goes down for her nap. Then Holden and I get to build with Legos or color in his coloring books or play with his awesome Cars toys (my son is like every other kid his age and seemingly obsessed with Disney’s Cars). At the beach, we would eat breakfast, lather ourselves with what seemed like 80 SPF sunscreen (so strong that it made your skin crawl) and hit the beach. Sometimes we would push through Fiona’s 10 am nap – other times one of us adults would take Fiona back to the house while everyone else stayed on the sand with Holden. There weren’t any real problems per se, but because we were in exciting new surroundings, the Bean had some difficulty settling down at her nap times.

Dinner each night was one of the great successes of this vacation. My wife had the foresight to suggest that we prepare a couple of meals and freeze them prior to our vacation (I highly recommend doing this). Thusly, on the nights that we didn’t use the grill (hamburgers, hot sausages and chicken), we would cook our frozen lasagna or enchiladas. These frozen dinners also doubled for cooler ice-packs during our voyage into New Jersey. While we did not go out to eat a lot, one evening we packed up the kids and took everyone to Randazzo’s restaurant for pizza. We had a great meal (and reasonable pricing, which is rare at the beach) there and then headed to the boardwalk.

Some of the other advantages of taking a late-in-the-season vacation to Ocean City are smaller crowds, less traffic and FREE PARKING.

At the boardwalk, we all had a great time and treated ourselves to some Kohr Brothers frozen custard. Yum!

Adults.

While some families may cringe at the idea of taking their parents on vacation with them, my wife and I found it to be quite enjoyable.

My parents adore their grandkids. Sure, they are the usual spoil-the-kid-then-drop-them-off types of grandparents, but you can really see the love when they build a sand castle with their grandson or chasing sea gulls with their granddaughter. I think that my parents had just as much fun on this vacation as my kids did.

BUT, there was definitely an ulterior motive to vacationing with my folks: free babysitting. While Melissa and I did not abuse the privilege, we definitely took advantage of the presence of my parents. As I mentioned earlier, my wife and I did go out one evening for a nice dinner-date followed by a walk on the boardwalk (and the required trinket gift-shopping). We also “allowed” my parents to watch the kids nearly every day when we went for a bicycle ride in the morning. Who would have ever thought that it would be so enjoyable to ride a bike up and down the streets of Ocean City? Despite being short-of-breath (I really need to get in shape), my wife and I really enjoyed our “alone time” together.

Back home.

Though we all had a great time at the shore, it is indeed nice to be home again. While I always love the smell of the salt air and the sounds of the surf and sea gulls, it is definitely nice to be back into our routine at home.

The old saying says, "Home is where the heart is." That is true. But, home is also where the kids eat better, sleep better, and are generally better behaved because they are not made hyperactive by the excitement of vacation.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some clean laundry to fold.

K.O. Punch


If only there were some Republicans (and Democrats) in Congress that would stand up to Bush the way that Keith does.

Pass it on.

Oh, and my thoughts on the MoveOn.org debacle is forthcoming...

20 September 2007

What A Tangled Webb We Weave


The GOP-support-the-president-machine is simply ridiculous. Oh, don't get me wrong - I'm mad as hell at the Democrats too (see: 11% Congressional approval rating) - but it's the Republican's unwillingness to support our troops that irks me.

But, maybe it's not the Republicans fault. Let's look at this rationally...


What is wrong with giving our fighting men and women some much needed time off? Why would anyone in their right mind (figuratively, not politically) deprive an active-duty service-person of additional time away from combat? Why would the majority of Republicans in the Senate block legislation that would give troops as much time at home (away from war) as they spend in the field. For example - after a soldier is deployed to Iraq for 15 months (yuck), he or she would return Stateside for rest and training... for 15 months. My guess is that this would have a positive affect a soldier's mental AND physical well-being.

And yet - it is not to be.

My theory is that the Republicans blocked this legislation for one of two reasons:
  • There was some Democratic 'pork' stuck in the bill. Maybe some language about raising taxes or something.

  • All of the President's wishful thinking (and yapping) about the 'surge' working has had an effect on the minds of most Republicans. Therefore, they feel that it would look 'weak' to support anything proposed by a Democrat.
Maybe a little of both. Ugh.

SO - for whatever reason, the bill was blocked by a measly FOUR votes. Let the spin begin.

Lindsay Graham (R-Sc), what do you think?
The idea of winning the war in Iraq is beginning to get a second look.
Rrrright. And there were sooo many of us Americans who were considering the "idea" of LOSING the war as our "first look". How about you Harry Reid (D-Nv)? What's your take on all of this?
In blocking this bipartisan bill, Republicans have once again demonstrated that they are more committed to protecting the president than protecting our troops.
Well, that may be the case - but you are the guy who stated "this war [in Iraq] is lost" - so you've lost your credibility with me. Be quiet.

Let's see, who else can we hear from...

Oooh, John McCain (R-Az), you are a guy I'd like to hear from. What do you say to the legislation that you just voted against?
This goes to the heart of the surge that is showing success in Anbar province, in Baghdad and other parts of Iraq. The effect of this amendment would be to emasculate this surge.
Mmmmkay, you are a veteran and someone who knows about troops on the ground, that sounds reasonable... so why did you ALSO say that U.S. forces in the region are "overstressed... but not defeated"? C'mon Johnny! The point of this bill was to take some of the stress away - not get defeated.

My head is spinning.

How about you Chuck Hagel (R-Nb), you helped Senator Jim Webb (D-Va) by co-sponsoring this bill and you are also a Vietnam Veteran. What's your view on all of this?
It's unfair to continue to load this burden on the same people, deployment after deployment. Not only will you ruin your military . . . but you will also have an impact on our society, because a democracy cannot continue to function when you ask 1% to make all the sacrifices and carry all the burdens.
Now, there's a response that I like.

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Hard Wuerk

Open mouth. Insert book.



- M.Wuerker, Wuerking Drawings

19 September 2007

Florida Fred


So Fred Thompson (R-Tn) is officially in the race for the White House AND he's currently running second in many of the polls.

Does anyone else find it somewhat hilarious that despite being in the campaign for nearly two weeks now and running hot in polling, Freddy has yet to say anything of substance? In fact, the things that the gentleman from Tennessee has been saying are somewhat questionable at best.

For example...


While campaigning in Florida, Thompson was asked about drilling for oil in the Everglades - a hot political topic in the Sunshine State. His response:
Gosh, no one has told me that there's any major reserves in the Everglades, but maybe that's one of the things I need to learn while I'm down here.
Really? Yikes.

Next Fred will be saying, "Gee willikers, I had no idea that there were thousands of people coming across the U.S./Mexico border illegally. Geez-um-crow, we need to get working on that."

Ugh.

Fred needs to either a) re-learn how to campaign and at least figure out how to tell voters what they want to hear or b) fire some more folks in his campaign staff. He really should have been made aware of the major issues facing Florida while he was stumping there for his candidacy.

Still, I have to admit that it makes for interesting blog-fodder. Oh, and I love the 'folksy' talk. *wink*

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Photo: Steve Helber/AP

Update: Visitation Rights

NYC to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: you may not visit the World Trade Center site at Ground Zero. It's a "security concern".

Rrright.

Visitation Rights

I'm not sure what I think about this.

Look, Mr. Ahmadinejad is the president of Iran - a country with whom the United States has a somewhat shaky relationship - so I think that there is a definite benefit to obliging his request. After all, as the saying goes, "You've got to kill your enemies with kindness".

However...


There are many who point to the fact that Iran is a "state-sponsor" of terrorist activities. Therefore - the leader of said nation shouldn't be allowed to visit the site of (arguably) the worst terrorist act in world history.

You know that the presidential candidates will be all over this one... particularly Rudy.

Pope-A-Dope


Ouch. The Pope giving Dr. Rice the old Holy Smackdown. Boo-yah.

Well, at least the U.S. and the Vatican still work well together.

Wait, we work with the Vatican?

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Photo: AFP File

Fueling Speculation


You've got to be kidding me. $82 per barrel?

Geez.

Why does the price of oil keep rising?
The oil price increase was propelled by investors covering previous bearish bets, worries about rapid declining US crude oil and products inventories and the prospect that interest rates cut will prop up the US economy.
What?

Someone explain this to me... in terms which I can understand.

18 September 2007

The Dodd Squad

YAY Constitution!

Chris Dodd (D-Ct) and Patrick Leahy (D-Vt) have re-introduced the Habeas Corpus Restoration Act of 2007 yesterday. This is in response to the Military Commissions Act of 2006, which was signed into law last year.

What I simply cannot understand is how anyone could be in favor of stripping Americans (and HUMANS in general) of basic civil rights.

Excuse me while I step up onto my soapbox...

Look here Government - I know that "things changed after 9/11". I'm so tired of people using that tragic day as an excuse to participate in some downright shady goings-on. I know that dude you caught in a mid-town apartment building with bomb-making materials is dangerous. I don't want him running around my city any more than the next guy - BUT - Mr. Would-Be-Bomber-Guy has the right to see an attorney. He has the right to a fair trial. He has the right to know why he is being detained.

As soon as you start down the Dr. Evil path of detainment without rights and "alternative interrogation techniques", you are NO BETTER THAN THE BAD GUYS (terrorists). In fact, I would argue that you become a bad guy.

Okay, it's hypothetical time. Let's say that a so-called-bad-guy is captured, detained without explanation (or access to a legal counsel or a trial), and experiences "alternative interrogation techniques" - and is subsequently released after is found innocent. Mr. Formerly-Alleged-Bad-Dude is going to go back to his country of origin (for this exercise, let's say it is Iraq) and tell everyone about his experience.

What do you think the sentiment towards America will be? What happens when an American citizen is detained by someone in another country (saaaaay, Iraq?) who has heard similar accounts of American detention?

You see, the problem with taking habeas corpus away from people (ANY people) is that it will always end badly for everyone involved.

I've posted this letter before. Use it to write to your Senators folks.

Buttons

Okay gang - a quick note about the buttons you see at the bottom of each post. Del.icio.us, Digg and StumbleUpon are three social bookmarking websites. Basically, as you read articles and blogs online, you can submit content to these websites so that more people will see it. If you like what you read, you let others know, and then more people come back to read.

Technorati is essentially a similar service, but it has a ranking system wherein each blog is ranked by how many people read it and "favorite" it.

If you are an avid blog-reader (mine or others) then I highly recommend...


...checking these services out. They are all free and greatly increase the visibility of blogs.

Plus, you may find other articles/blogs out there that you'll want to begin reading regularly. If you want to share some of the love, let me know and I can add your blog to my favorites as well. I'm listed under thePajamaPundit at all of these services.

Oh, and there are bunch of others out there as well (Reddit, Furl, Blinklist, Simpy, Spurl, etc.) if you are interested. You can type 'social bookmarking' into a Google search and see what you come up with.

Any support you can give to me would be greatly appreciated. *wink*

End Of Summer

Summer is over. Ugh.


- H. Payne, Detroit News

Back In The Saddle

Yes, I'm back. I can't believe that it has actually been 11 days since I last posted. I was originally hoping to get back into the blog-seat on Sunday, having returned from the Garden State on Saturday, BUT I have been resting nicely with my family for the past two day and it felt good. Time sure flies though. It feels like only yesterday that I was nursing my son back to health and praying to the Beach Gods that the little guy wouldn't be sick on our vacation (side note: he was just fine all week - he was having a minor reaction to some vaccinations he got at his doctor visit).

My family had a great week at the Jersey Shore. Because we went in September, the "peak" of the beach season had already passed. As a result, the crowds were small (or non-existent) and rates were cheap. The weather was pleasant (for the most part) and the water temperature was in the high 70s and low 80s on the Fahrenheit scale. Nice. The Boy and the Bean both had a splendid time playing in the sand and water - and the grandparents (my folks) really enjoyed watching the kids have fun.

I also had the opportunity to 'hit the links' with my dad for the first time in nearly three years. I love playing golf, but never have the money to get out and play. Needless to say, I didn't score very well, but I did hit par on a couple of holes. Not too shabby for an amateur amateur.

T'was a great week for all involved, but it's also nice to be home. I've heard some people say that you "need a vacation from your vacation", and in my case this mantra does ring true. The kids loved being at the shore, but it's nice to be back into their routine of naps and snacks.

I feel like I've missed so much. So much that I don't even know where to begin...


I'm proud to say that I watched very little television while on vacation. I occasionally did watch Morning Joe or the Today Show while I drank my coffee. However, the family was usually lathered with sunscreen and headed to the sand by about 9:00 am. It did rain on Tuesday (September 11th) but we did not watch any of the news coverage. Instead, my family popped in Over The Hedge, a funny animated comedy that was great for the kids AND the adults.

I'm sure that many people will scoff at my apparent insensitivity to the remembrance of September 11th, 2001. But they would be ignorant and misguided in their scoffing. Here are my two reasons why...

1:: I have two kids, one of which is extremely aware of what goes on around him. Last year on 9/11, I had cable news on in the living room (as I do many days) and he saw footage of the planes hitting the WTC. I'm not exaggerating when I say that he still talks about this event whenever he plays with his toy planes. I didn't want to have to explain again what happened on that awful day. In addition, he is merely four-years-old and cannot understand why someone would intentionally hurt someone else in such a way.

2:: I do not need to watch footage of planes crashing and buildings collapsing to memorialize those lives that were senselessly lost six years ago. I do not need to listen to dumbass pundits praddle on about al Qaeda and Osama bin Laden to remember the pain that we, as a nation, felt on that day - and the days ever since. There were numerous times last week when, in my own silent way, I remembered that day and what it now means to me - and my country. I still grieve for those most affected by the tragedy. Life moves on, but I do not believe (as others do) that we will forget anytime soon what happened in New York, Pennsylvania and Washington D.C. on a sunny day in September of 2001.

That said, I really did have a nice vacation. Ugh, what a buzzkill.

Anyway, I hope to be covering all of the big news in politics and, as usual, NOT covering any O.J. Simpson, Britney Spears or Paris Hilton pseudo-news.

Great to be back.

Happiness Is...

Happiness is at the beach.

I can't wait for next year..
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07 September 2007

This Is The End

... until on or about September 15th anyway.

Apparently, it's just not my week.
[By the way - I've added a new feature wherein you need to click the "read more" link to view the entire post. This should make for a more streamlined look for my front page.]

Last night at dinnertime, the Boy started complaining about a "tummy ache". I checked his temperature (something that
all good parents do) and found that he had a fever hovering around 103ºF. Ugh.

So, now he's on the couch watching his favorite movie, Cars, and I'm packing for our trip.

Because I'm simultaneously taking care of him, the Bean, and packing for the shore - I doubt that much blogging will get done. If it does - GREAT. If not, I'll be penning some of my rants while sitting on the sandy shores of New Jersey. I will post my vacation thoughts when I return.

Until then...

06 September 2007

Brownbacking... Or Not So Much


A picture is worth a thousand words, right?

To me, this picture says, "Nobody is listening to Sam Brownback". I guess that's only six words.

What does the photo say to you?

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Photo: Jim Cole/AP

R.I.P.L.P.


One of the greatest voices in history has passed.

Well-known for his beard, his girth, and most importantly his tenor voice, Pavarotti was arguably the most recognizable of the Three Tenors. I would argue that Luciano Pavarotti brought the oft-dry sounds of opera into the mainstream music world.

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Photo: Andres Leighton/AP

Master-Debaters: GOP Edition

A clear, concise debate on the war. One of the most honest and forthright exchanges that I've seen. They don't attack each other's character, they simply disagree and talk about it.

It's difficult for me to decide who's right and who's wrong...

Yum... that's good debate.

The Dogg Vs. The Douchebagg

I would probably use different language to describe Bill-O... but I cannot disagree with Snoop's assessment.

Graphic.

Haven't other rappers had it out with O'Reilly before? Didn't he make disparaging remarks about Ludacris?

Yes. Yes he has.

Happiness Is...

Happiness is being frustrated beyond belief that your daughter kept you and your wife up half of the night last night - for seemingly no discernible reason. Then coming to the realization that both of your children are happy, healthy kids and despite the occasional night-without-sleep, you are a fortunate person and should be thankful.

Yes. Both the Wife and I spent a good part of the early morning hours trying to soothe the Bean back to sleep. For whatever reason, she was not having it and we both took turns staying awake. To top it off, the Boy woke up around 4:30 and wanted to know why my wife was awake.

Ugh.

So, you'll have to forgive both my wit and the frequency of my posting for being a bit slower than usual today. I'm moving at a snail's pace. Don't fail me now coffee!

05 September 2007

Mail Bag


A reader (and frequent commenter) writes:
OH Mr Pundit...you as well as I know this is what McCain is all about. He is a comical father like figure. If you said your father was old...what would he call you? Worse than Jerk would be my guess. I like Johnny Mc for the reason that he acts like a regular Joe but has so much more experience in world affairs than your average "John". And let's be real...this is what you like about him too. For my last point...know that NO PRESIDENT WILL EVER BRING BACK THE DRAFT! It will be the end of their presidency and their party...and they're not stupid.
Mmmkay.

I will concede that McCain does have a great sense of humor, and probably was just joking around with the student whom he referred to as a "jerk".

However, I must say that - if I were running for president - I would NOT be going around calling people jerks (except for maybe Mitt Romney, I think he is a jerk) and hinting at a draft. Especially the draft thing. The war being what it is right now, people don't want to hear about a draft - joking or not.

I do like Johnny Mac's candor and "straight talk". He does indeed have a TON of experience as well.

My last issue with this comment: "NO PRESIDENT WILL EVER BRING BACK THE DRAFT!"

Yeah. No. If the war in Iraq (and Afghanistan) continue on their current trajectory, we will HAVE to reinstate the draft out of necessity. Our military is frighteningly overextended right now.

Thanks for reading B Diddy!

I love to hear from readers - whether they agree with me or not. Bring it.

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Photo: Charlie Neibergall/AP

Scooby-Hsu


[to the tune of the Scooby-Doo theme song]

Mister, Mister Hsu
Where are you?

You've gotten in some trouble


Mister, Mister Hsu

What you've got to do

Is get to jail now, on the double

[applause]

Oh, you poor, poor Democrats. This dude has contributed a PILE of money to everyone from Hillary Clinton, to my own governor - Ed Rendell. And now he's on the lam.

Ugh. Politics.

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Photo: Paul Sakuma/AP

I Feel Safer...

... knowing that these dudes are in custody.

Hey, I may not be a big fan of the Bush administration - BUT - I am a H U G E fan of law enforcement folks getting it right. Whether it's at home or abroad, when they catch some whackos BEFORE said whackos blow sh*t up - that's all good in my book.

Go Germany! Nice work.

The Early Show

What is going on?

Why is it that there are states (mine included) who want to move their primaries to an earlier date? What is so important about the primary that it can't wait till the previously scheduled time?

I know, I know... the usual response to these questions has been something to the effect of, "
This earlier date will lead to a better and more streamlined process. It will emphasize the issues that Americans want to see.” But really, how? How will voting in a presidential primary lead to anything but an earlier general election?

What is the electoral process going to look like in 10 years? How about 20?

What this really leads to is an election process wherein the day after a president is sworn into office, he or she must immediately begin campaigning for their re-election bid... as opposed to actually leading our nation.

Not that it really matters seeing as how the candidates are ignoring those states anyway...

Ugh. Politics.

Iraqenstein


- Ben Sargent, Slate

Larry, Larry, Quite Contrary


For the past week, Larry Craig has been trumpeting his heterosexuality. Vehemently denying a single homosexual molecule in his Idaho-potato-eating body.

Now, after announcing that he will leave the Senate - he is flip-flopping and saying that he's re-thinking his decision to retire from public office.

... and a groan rises from the Republican party.

Can you blame them? Geez-um-crow, this guy just won't go away. And it doesn't help that the MSM loves this story.

Make up your mind Larry - then get out of the view of media cameras. It will be better for all of us if we can re-focus our attention on more pressing matters like, say, the numerous wars that our president has gotten us into.

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Photo: Charles Dharapak/AP

Oh Come On, John

I would venture a guess that it's not such a good idea to call possible voters "jerks", or give them the idea that they will, in fact, be drafted into the military to serve in a seemingly unending war.

But that's exactly what John McCain did yesterday. I'm not kidding.
"Thanks for the question, you little jerk," McCain joked back to one student who asked the 71-year-old about his age. "You're drafted."
Right. Using the word "draft" in this election cycle is probably not the smartest way to win the young vote. That combined with calling people schoolyard names is definitely on the do-not-do-this-on-the-campaign-trail-list.

K.O. Punch

More ranting from my favorite Edward R. Murrow wannabe.

Love the enthusiasm Keith.

04 September 2007

Runnin' On Dunkin'

This blogger's life-blood:

It was a gift to me and the Wife for our six-year wedding anniversary. However, I think that I'll be drinking most of it. *WINK*

Oh, and apparently the traditional gift to give for a six-year anniversary is a bag of coffee? Hmm...

Dick Certain

You know that Cheney MUST be a dick if Karl Rove doesn't like him.

According to the forthcoming book Dead Certain: The Presidency of George W. Bush via the WaPo, Karl Rove was against naming Dick Cheney as the vice presidential nominee for George W.'s run for hte presidency.

Rove felt that by naming one of "daddy's" chief foreign policy advisers, George W. would seem "needy".

Oh, and there was a lot of infighting between Bush administration staffers too.
He [Robert Draper - author] also makes new disclosures about the behind-the-scenes infighting at the White House that helped prompt the change from Card to Bolten in the spring of 2006. By that point, he reports, some close to the president had concluded that "the White House management structure had collapsed," with senior aides Rove and Dan Bartlett "constantly at war."
Great. And these are the folks who are running the country - not to mention a couple of wars.



Funny Of The Week

Some roller-disco fun with Family Guy.

Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood

Beware the wrath of a blogger.

Mike Rogers is the blogger who, arguably, MADE the Larry Craig situation come to a boil. Because of Rogers' tireless (and FEARless) efforts, many in Washington consider him to be a scary man. And for good reason.
For three years now, he's been a feared one-man machine, "outing," he says, nearly three dozen senior political and congressional staffers, White House aides and, most damagingly, Congress members on his blog.
Yikes. The fringy-right-wingers are most likely shaking in their $2,000 suits.
In the coming months, he plans to post the names of "a few more" closeted Congress members on his blog, he says, all of them Republicans. There are 33 names on his published list, most of them men, 30 from the GOP.

Happiness Is...

Happiness is turning four-years-old... and having everyone that you love there to celebrate with you.

Especially your best buddy:

Short On Time

Okay gang, here's the skinny.

This past weekend was a busy one, and a long one too. I'm already a day behind in my posting (since yesterday was Labor Day - happy Labor Day by the way), and this coming Saturday the family will be getting up uber-early and hitting the road once again. New Jersey here we come!

That leaves only FOUR days for me to inundate you with my commentary and opinion. So put a pot of coffee on, because I'm going to hit you hard and fast with some knowledge.

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