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31 August 2007

Laborious Weekend


PACK IT UP!

Today is the start of a long weekend for most Americans - myself included. I'll be absent from the blogosphere until Tuesday (at least). The family is packing up into Cara (our minivan) and headed to visit relatives. Saturday is my sixth year wedding anniversary with the Pajama Wife. Monday is my son's fourth birthday. Lots of festivities planned to celebrate both occasions.

Until next week, here are some things to contemplate:

The president may have backed himself into corner (which is nothing new).

Fred Thompson makes announcements about making announcements. Isn't that a bit counterproductive?

The government has difficulty coming up with the funds to help victims of natural disasters - but has no problems bailing out victims of the mortgage industry's incompetence.

Larry Craig should just resign. Things keep getting worse for this guy.

Filed under "Exit Strategery"... Tony Snow is the next Bushie to split.

When it comes to Hurricane Katrina, everybody points fingers - but someone should actually address the problems and come up with appropriate plans.

Senator John Warner (R-Va) is going to retire after his current term in the Senate is done.

...and finally (for a laugh)...

It appears that Dateline NBC's Chris Hansen will no longer be busting pedophiles - he will 'stake out airport bathrooms' in the new NBC series To Catch a Senator. *wink*

Have a safe and relaxing Labor Day weekend.

Until next week...

30 August 2007

Hard Wuerk


More like, "strategery".

- M. Wuerker, Wuerking Drawings

Dress Code


Oh, please. Come off it already.

Nobody is discriminating against your religion. The school board's policy is no logos or slogans on any shirt worn by students.

Get over it. If you don't like the dress code, rally to have it changed. Don't cry discrimination.

Ugh.

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Photo: The Denver Channel

Go GAO

The Government Accountability Office (GAO) has issued a fairly bleak report on the situation in Iraq.

Apparently, of the 18 political and military benchmarks that were set by Congress, and signed into law by the president, Iraq has met three of them with success.

Three.
Overall, key legislation has not been passed, violence remains high, and it is unclear whether the Iraqi government will spend $10 billion in reconstruction funds [as promised].
The president's report to the Congress (and the American people) is due by September 15th. I'll be getting home from the beach that day - so you can bet your ass that I'll have something to say about it.

But, I could be wrong - maybe Iraq will step-up and meet the other 15 political and military benchmarks in the next two weeks.

It could happen...

More Gonzo

My thoughts on Alberto Gonzales and George W. Bush as they appeared on Tuesday - despite not being able to publish the post that day. Enjoy.

A Bush loyalist indeed.

And yesterday Mr. Bush, you defended Alberto Gonzales as an "honorable person" who's name was besmirched for political reasons.

Rrrright.

Mr. President, do I really have to run the bullet-points by you? Have you forgotten the list of shame that Albie Gee has brought on his office, the Department of Justice, the White House, YOUR office and most importantly himself? Let's give it a go, shall we...

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NSA Wiretap Program
:: Even though the Congress has (regrettably) authorized this program (and you subsequently signed it into law), that fact does not negate it's obvious violation of American civil liberties.

Fired U.S. Attorneys :: His perjurous testimony notwithstanding, Alberto still has not explained why nine United States attorney were fired from their individual posts. The allegations are that they were let go for political reasons (i.e. not investigating politicians aggressively enough) - and Gonzales has yet to refute that allegation with any real testimony.

Policy of Torture and Treatment of Detainees :: The Geneva Conventions are "quaint" according to Albie Gee. Quaint. How can someone rationalize that waterboarding is not torture? After considering that, how can that same person continue to rationalize that if we are indeed torturing detainees in our custody (and it appears that we are), how are other countries (or other enemies of the U.S. - I'm looking at you al Qaeda) going to treat captured Americans? This ends badly for EVERYONE involved.

Dismissal of the Right of Habeas Corpus :: The Military Commissions Act of 2006 should MUST be repealed. Period.

Perjurous Testimony to Congress :: Why, oh why would a supposedly smart man like Alberto Gonzales LIE when he 1) is sitting in front of a Congressional panel, 2) has been sworn in on a Bible to tell the truth 3) has had conversations and hung out with other people who will refute his testimony and 4) on television - you know, where there are taped recording of his testimony which can be played back in the future. I just don't get it. He could have simply said "I don't recall" a million times (although he did break out that gem quite a bit during his Congressional appearances), and instead he decided to tell untruths which are now coming back to haunt him.
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Pray, tell me Mr. Bush, how is it exactly that you consider this guy honorable? Even more importantly, what does a person have to do for you to qualify them as DIShonorable?

I'm just trying to understand how your brain processes these type of stimuli. My guess is that you don't really know what the outgoing attorney general has done, since nobody ever reports any bad news to you.

Good luck with that in your remaining 16 months in office.

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Photo: Win McNamee/Getty Images

What The F**k?

In today's installment of What The F**k?, we examine the truly insane rant found within the illogical writings of Conquering the Drawbacks of Democracy by Philip Atkinson of Family Security Matters.

Just to give you an idea of what we're dealing with here, please enjoy a shocking sample of the piece:

If President Bush copied Julius Caesar by ordering his army to empty Iraq of Arabs and repopulate the country with Americans, he would achieve immediate results: popularity with his military; enrichment of America by converting an Arabian Iraq into an American Iraq (therefore turning it from a liability to an asset); and boost American prestiege while terrifying American enemies.

He could then follow Caesar's example and use his newfound popularity with the military to wield military power to become the first permanent president of America, and end the civil chaos caused by the continually squabbling Congress and the out-of-control Supreme Court.

President Bush can fail in his duty to himself, his country, and his God, by becoming “ex-president” Bush or he can become “President-for-Life” Bush: the conqueror of Iraq, who brings sense to the Congress and sanity to the Supreme Court. Then who would be able to stop Bush from emulating Augustus Caesar and becoming ruler of the world? For only an America united under one ruler has the power to save humanity from the threat of a new Dark Age wrought by terrorists armed with nuclear weapons.

Geez-um-crow, where do I begin?

An open letter to Philip Atkinson:

WHAT THE F**K?!?! Mr. Atkinson, you are proposing that George W. Bush, arguably one of (if not THE) most incompetent presidents in American history, should bomb, invade, and literally WIPE OUT all Arabic-speaking people in Iraq (we've already done two of those three things). Then, after the dust settles, you suggest that the United States government should re-populate the country with American citizens. All of this would be done in an effort to establish a "permanent presidency", a la the DEFUNCT Roman Empire (they called the president an Emperor). You know, it is a defunct empire for a reason. You should read up on Roman history pal, it usually ends pretty badly for the emperor...

But I digress...

Look here Mr. Atkinson, your suggestion of ridding our country of the "civil chaos caused by the continually squabbling Congress" is simply disturbing. Oh, it's not that description that is disturbing to me, rather it is the idea that Americans would want to get rid of the Congress (and Supreme Court too). Granted, I get just as frustrated by politicians and their bureaucratic haggling with one and other - BUT - this country was founded upon thought provoking debate, and some squabbling too, I'm sure.

What? You think that the ORIGINAL George W. and his cronies didn't argue a little bit when they were hashing out the Constitution during their time in the Continental Congress? Of course they did. Again, I refer you to reading some history texts.

Next up, your suggestion that Bush could become the "conqueror of Iraq" is also frightening.

Conqueror? Really? These are not the words that should come from a patriotic American's mouth. By this rationale, you would likely have supported America's conquering of Japan after VJ Day, or Germany after VE Day. What about Vietnam? Oops, I'm sorry. Does speaking about a war that we did not win upset you?

To use the word "conquer" in such a flippant, nonchalant way sends a scary message to our enemies - and our friends - around the globe. You might as well be saying;

Hey Belgium, you are our friends and all, but we really like your chocolate and your waffles. So, if you keep looking at us that way, we are going to H-bomb your asses back to the stone age - and then re-populate your country with chocolate-loving-flag-waving-waffle-eating-Americans. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Is this what you are saying? It's no wonder that the world is unhappy with our foreign policy right now - we've got dunces like you Mr. Atkinson, piloting this flight we call neo-conservatism. Yikes.

And Bush brings "sanity to the Supreme Court"? Sanity? What you are saying sir is that the Supreme Court of the United States - the highest court in the land - is insane? Somebody needs to check your papers. You are the one who sounds a little imbalanced.

Then who would be able to stop Bush from emulating Augustus Caesar and becoming ruler of the world?

RULER OF THE WORLD?! I'll tell you who will stop that from happening bub; me. My friends. The American people. Nobody is going to let that happen. Ever.

Sincerely,

the Pajama Pundit

Postscript: Have you actually taken a look at George W. Bush's approval numbers lately? I'm just curious - since they are the lowest that any president has seen since Richard Nixon.


Head Nod: Left-Wing Skirt

29 August 2007

Grin & Baird It

It royally sucks to be Congressman Brian Baird (D-Wa).

I give him kudos for being able to judge a situation - and change his mind about something based on information he is given.

... even if he is COMPLETELY wrong about the war.

Katrina Revisited

I've asked it before.

Now, on this - the second anniversary of Hurricane Katrina - I'll ask again: What have we learned?

As a nation, I think that we've learned a few things:
  • We've learned that we are a nation of good people. Sure there are some 'bad apples' in the bunch, but on the whole we are a people who help each other when needed. We rise to the occasion when disaster strikes.
  • We've learned that when you get knocked down - even though it hurts bad - you pick yourself up and keep moving. The entire Gulf Coast region was knocked down. Bad. However, they are using their proverbial boot-straps to get back up. Which brings us to the next unfortunate point...
  • We've learned that you cannot count on your government to help. You can hope and pray that the systems are in place to protect you and your loved ones when terrible things happen - but all the genuflecting in the world doesn't help if you have incompetent boobs running disaster response services. We've learned that the ONLY person who you can depend on is YOU.
As it appears, the government hasn't learned anything... and that is truly unfortunate.

Scandalbeat: Craig (Again)

As a bonus addition to yesterday's post on this continuing-to-develop-scandal, here is some disturbingly creepy, and totally ironic, video from Senator Craig's appearance on Meet The Press in 1999. It is his indictment of then-president Bill Clinton being a "naughty boy".

*shudder*

Head Nod: TPM

Mourning Morning

I'm mourning my loss of sleep. Please do note the timestamp on this post. Yeah. Ten minutes after five o'clock... IN THE MORNING.

Ugh.

Apparently, sleeping only until three-thirty a.m. was on the agenda for my daughter last night. She was asleep sporadically (at best) between the hours of three and five, at which time I decided to take-the-proverbial-bullet for my wife.

You see, being a stay-at-home-dad is great, but I feel that if someone must lose some sleep for the baby - it should be me. After all, she goes to "real" work the next morning - and I can take a nap in the afternoon.

So here I sit, watching the Bean play happily with her Cookie Monster doll, while I wait ever-so-impatiently for my coffee to brew. BREW DAMMIT!

Oh, and I filed this post under "torture"... well... for obvious reasons. However, it is nothing compared to things like water-boarding, I'm sure.

Good morning.

28 August 2007

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Expli-City

I f**king hate my dial-up connection.

F**K. F**K. F**K. F**K. F**K. F**K.

I had a couple of great posts done (if I do say so myself), one in particular about Alberto Gonzales, but I'm f**king tired of this sh*t. My witty prose will have to wait until tomorrow. For whatever reason, things are moving so slowly that I cannot post to my blog. I'll be surprised if THIS actually posts.

The good news is that I'm looking into a high-speed connection. The Pajama Wife and I have been doing some shuffling with our monthly budget, and it looks like we can make it work.

Oh, and it took me 53 minutes to post this. Ugh.

More tomorrow.

Scandalbeat: Craig

Here we go again.

I'm beginning to think that every time there is negative breaking news from the White House (i.e. the resignation of the Attorney General), the GOP throws some unlucky bastard under the proverbial bus. Either that or Republicans simply cannot catch a break to save their asses.

Enter Larry Craig.

Humorous snippit:
[Larry] Craig stated “that he has a wide stance when going to the bathroom and that his foot may have touched mine.”
A wide stance? Really? That's your best effort?

Ugh.

27 August 2007

Funny Of The Week

It's late on Monday - but it's still Monday. This one has made the rounds on the 'net. Bring the funny:

Yeah, I suppose that it's really funny to me 'cause I have kids (and the Bean does laugh somewhat like this). Either way, it's still funny.

Enjoy your week.

Baby Crack

No, no, no... I'm not referring to crack-cocaine and the unfortunate reality of children being born into addiction.

I'm referring to this:

Formula. Formula = baby crack.

I'm pleased to announce that my family is now free from the milk-based teat that is dried formula. Yes.

Now we are paying entirely too much for regular milk on our grocery bill. BUT, the good news is that a can of "baby crack" costs $80 to $100 and a months supply of whole milk costs roughly $20. Yay babies!

Oh, and that sh*t stinks something awful. You get that smell in your nose and can't get it out...

Ick.

Fred End


This is the second staffer to leave Fred Thompson's non-campaign campaign in as many weeks.

Makes me wonder: what the hell is going on with this guy's non-campaign? If he can't even hold onto good staffers for a non-campaign, how does he stand a chance in a national general election?

Hmmm....

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Photo: Steve Helber/AP

September 11th Truths


I have to say that, in my development of the Pajama Pundit on MySpace, I have come across an alarmingly high incidence of what is being dubbed the "9/11 Truth" movement.

If you are unfamiliar with the "9/11 Truth" idea, here is the Wikipedia page. This is what a Google Search yields. Yeah. Wow. Well over FIVE MILLION returns.

I came across this article written by Robert Frisk, the Middle East Correspondent for the Independent. I thought it had some good things to say.

I should first say that I, in no way, consider myself to be someone who subscribes to the "9/11 Truth" ideology (or "Truther" as many are being labeled in the main-stream-media). I do believe that September 11th, 2001 was indeed a terrorist attack on U.S. soil and was not perpetrated in any way by the government of the United States.

That said, there are definitely some glaring questions that remain unanswered and - in my opinion - will likely remain that way.
[W]here are the aircraft parts (engines, etc) from the attack on the Pentagon? Why have the officials involved in the United 93 flight (which crashed in Pennsylvania) been muzzled? Why did flight 93's debris spread over miles when it was supposed to have crashed in one piece in a field? Again, I'm not talking about the crazed "research" of David Icke's Alice in Wonderland and the World Trade Center Disaster – which should send any sane man back to reading the telephone directory.

I am talking about scientific issues. If it is true, for example, that kerosene burns at 820C under optimum conditions, how come the steel beams of the twin towers – whose melting point is supposed to be about 1,480C – would snap through at the same time? (They collapsed in 8.1 and 10 seconds.) What about the third tower – the so-called World Trade Centre Building 7 (or the Salmon Brothers Building) – which collapsed in 6.6 seconds in its own footprint at 5.20pm on 11 September? Why did it so neatly fall to the ground when no aircraft had hit it?
These are questions that need to be answered. But, I believe that they will continue to fuel the "Truther" movement. Let me explain:

With nearly every tragedy that befalls our great land, there inevitably will be some skeptics - and eventually some conspiracy theories. Think about it... John F. Kennedy's assassination, the Rev. Martin Luther King's assassination, both the AIDS virus and the SARS disease, Princess Diana's death, the bombing in Oklahoma City, TWA Flight 800, and even the tsunami that struck Indonesia in 2004. All of these events were national - and sometimes global tragedies.

Unfortunately, the American public will probably NEVER know what really happened to John F. Kennedy, outside of the "official" recording of that event. Princess Diana's death will likely remain a tragic car accident in the history books. The bombing of the federal building in Oklahoma City will always be the work of a madman. I'm okay with these "truths", but some folks are not.

On September 11th, 2001 - our nation was brought to it's knees. Nothing has been the same since - in politics, or in daily life. Because our nation's (and arguably the world's) course was forever changed that day, human nature requires, nay, DEMANDS a reason why. Some abstract explanation like "they hate us for our freedom" doesn't fit the bill. People want to look evil in the face and say, "Why did you do it?" (oh, and we're still waiting for Osama's capture)

Unfortunately, that's not going to happen. Thus, the conspiracy theory is born.

I don't buy the "Truther" ideology, but I absolutely believe that they have every right to question authority and look for answers to the questions that remain.

I'll be watching for those answers too... IF they ever come...

I *Heart* Huckabee


I've been discussing politics with a very good (albeit very conservative) friend of mine recently. We've been going back-and-forth about who will win the Republican presidential nomination. He thinks that McCain will win. I fear that someone like Rudy or Romney will win the primaries - despite the fact that Senator McCain is more qualified...

However, we both agree that Mike Huckabee is, by far, the most likable candidate out there. I mean, come on - he's in a rock band!

Now, I may not agree with 100% of his positions (his disbelief in evolution, for example) but anyone who uses their power as a state governor to officially pardon two members of the Rolling Stones for misdemeanor crimes committed in the mid-70s can only be described as "cool".

Huckabee even does a Keith Richards impression when re-telling the story. Add several more cool points.

Now, before I get all of the left-wing crazies out there yelling at me for talking positively about a right-wing-Evangelical, I'm not endorsing Huckabee for president. I am simply saying that I think he's pretty neat. If Hillary gets the Democratic nomination, I will take an even more serious look at the Huckster.

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Those Whacky Evangelicals

Why oh why do people say such stupid things?

Bill Keller, on his syndicated television program:
[Islam is a] 1,400-year-old lie from the pits of hell. [The Prophet Mohammed is a] murdering pedophile. [The Koran is a] book of fables and a book of lies.
I just can't understand why people are so upset. Duh.

Fortunately, his program is being pulled from at least one station. I'm surprised that it's taken this long to yank his ass off of the air.

...and Evangelicals wonder why they are portrayed so negatively in the media. WAKE UP! It's idiots like Bill Keller and Pat Robertson that give the movement a bad name.

Hell, even Bill O'Reilly - a man whom I truly loathe - has said that Keller's rhetoric is "
irresponsible, un-Christian, uncharitable and flat-out wrong." You know things are bad when I'm agreeing with Bill-O...

Scandalbeat: Gonzales


Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah
Hey Hey Hey
Good-Bye.

John Edwards' official press release:
Better late than never.
I may not be a huge fan of Edwards, but he's right on the money with this statement.

More on Gonzo later.

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What A Long Strange Trip...

First, I must send a note of thanks to all the well-wishers. Last week, when I had my migraine, I was inundated with home-remedies and notes of sympathy. Thank you to all.

Thursday I was out with the headache. Friday and Saturday we had an enormous yard sale:

My folks came to visit to watch the kids while the Pajama Wife and I were are trying to get rid of a bunch of baby stuff that we no longer need. (*** side note: if you are interested in a baby swing, a Graco Pack-N-Play, an Exersaucer, or similar items, drop me an e-mail) So, we sat outside all day Friday and Saturday in the blistering heat and humidity. Blech. After all of the sweating, we made a meager $60 - but the real disappointment was not with the money, but the fact that we boxed up most of the items that we were trying to sell. It seems that getting people to come to a yard-sale in 98 degree heat with 95% humidity is a challenge. Duh.

Yesterday, the family took a much deserved (and much cooler) break.

The good news is that I'm back - the bad news is that it's not for long. This coming weekend, we are all packing up and traveling to the grandparent's house to celebrate the Boy's fourth birthday (geez, he's really that old?). Then, the following weekend, the family begins a week-long excursion to the Jersey Shore (YAY!). So, in the next three weeks, you all will only have approximately nine days of my bloggidy-goodness. But until then...

So here we are - back in the blogging saddle. And a lot of news on which I want need to comment.

22 August 2007

ZING!


Poor Bush. It seems that he always looks bad.

I woke up with a migraine today. No more posts because my head feels like it is stuck in a vise.

Ugh.

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21 August 2007

Reader Rebuttal

Another reader writes:
I don't think a football analogy of your reader is reasonable for the war in Iraq.

If it was the case, I don't know of any teams that would tolerate a coach insisting on going to the big game with shoddy equipment and without clear plays... then hire said coach for another 4 year contract to do the exact same thing.

Maybe one of the most unfortunate parts about this war is that many of the vocal folks think of it as a game easily playable in their armchairs.
A sound argument.

Karl And Hillary Sittin' In A Tree...

Geez. I'm beginning to feel like I'm in middle-school again and witnessing a crush in progress. He picks on her, she fires back at him, and so on...

Karl Rove and Hillary Clinton are going back-and-forth more than an over-used tennis ball in a Wimbledon match - and they both seem to be enjoying it.
Karl Rove started it. Hillary Clinton seems to relish it, so she’s playing along. The gibes they traded over the airwaves during the past week seemed puzzling at first, but it turns out the pair may need each other.
Clinton/Rove in 2008?

Ick.

Mail Bag

A reader writes:
Clinton, in a speech to the Veterans of Foreign Wars national convention in Kansas City yesterday, said "we've begun to change tactics in Iraq, and in some areas, particularly in Al Anbar province, it's working."

So...do we stay or leave? What do you say Mrs Clinton? I am just glad she isn't the coach of my favorite football team...cause once we are heading for the comeback win we would apparently leave and quit playing. Just think you should talk about this Mr. Pajamas!
Here we go...

I have to admit, I'm not sure what more I can say about Hillary. I think I've made it abundantly clear that I'm no fan of hers.

On the issue of the war and the so-called "surge", I don't doubt that she is right - that we may be making progress in certain areas. However, the bottom-line is that we should NOT have gone into Iraq in the first place and one area of Iraq may be getting better (al Anbar) others are worsening (the southeast regions).

One could argue (and I'm sure that this reader will) that Saddam Hussein was a bad dude and the U.S. is safer without him in power (or alive for that matter). This may be true, but the last time I checked - Saddam posed NO immediate threat to the United States. He possessed NO weapons that would cause concern. And he certainly did not do anything to provoke an invasion by our troops (i.e. invade another sovereign country, say, Kuwait).

My analysis is simple: Get. Out. Of. Iraq.

Period.

Unfortunately, it's not that simple. BUT, I think that it is obvious that we do not belong there. Shit, the Iraqi parliament is on f**king VACATION while our troops are dodging bullets in the streets. That ain't right.

We need to exit Iraq - but in a calm fashion. We can't just pull up the stakes and split, but we do need to go. I'm no military logistics officer, so I'm not going to pretend that I have a plan. BUT, I would say that a slow, orderly withdrawal is what is required here. Then we can let the Iraqis fight it out.

What the news media (and the Bush administration) always fails to mention is that Muslims (Sunni, Shi'ite and Kurdish) in that region have been duking it out for centuries. "Sectarian" warfare is nothing new there. To say that "if we leave, the region will devolve into chaos" is true - but how is it different from the current situation?

Happiness Is...


Happiness is making fun hairstyles with shampoo.

Speechless, Revisited

On Friday I briefly posted about PFC Steven Green and the atrocities that he has allegedly caused during his stint in Iraq.

I'm not going to say much, because I think that Shaun Mullen's piece on the subject speaks volumes, but there is one resounding point that glares at me when I read about this: Why was Green permitted to enter combat with his criminal history - and why was he permitted to RE-enter combat with his military-diagnosed - and medicated - state of mental health. This quote sums it up for me:
In February 2006, Green matter-of-factly told a reporter for Stars & Stripes that he had come to Iraq "because I wanted to kill people" and bragged that he had "shot a guy who wouldn't stop when we were out at a traffic checkpoint and it was like nothing. Over here, killing people is like squashing an ant. I mean, you kill somebody and it's like 'All right, let's go get some pizza'."
Yikes. I wouldn't want that guy sitting next to me with an assault rifle.

I think that this story goes to prove the point of a greater problem. Our troops are grossly over-worked and over-stressed. The fact that some soldiers and Marines are being sent back into combat for a third, fourth or even FIFTH tour is evidence enough of the strain on our nation's military.

I'm not offering the idea of an over-stretched military as an excuse for PFC Green. What he has (allegedly) done is indefensible - and completely disgusting. BUT, his "story" highlights the bigger picture when dealing with the difficulty that our men and women in uniform are facing.

Think about that when you head into the voting booth in November 2008. Hopefully, we will already be out of (or in the process of leaving) Iraq by then...

20 August 2007

Master-Debaters: Democrat Edition #4


Okay, I'm done with debate analysis until the general election comes around next year. Wake me up after the primaries are done.

Here are my two (literally) cents from yesterday's Democratic Debate:

1:: George Stephanopoulos is an arrogant douchebag.

2:: There is a great round up of what the candidates actually said, here.

Enjoy.

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Addict

Man, I'm in big trouble.

It looks like my wife was right...

Bourne Again


A concerned reader writes:
You must know that I disagree with you 100% on the Bill O Reilly column. You cant dispute what he is saying and why he thinks that way he does. Basically…he is saying we paint the CIA in a bad picture because the whole movie revolves around them being the bad guys. Now…would I make it a huge story? Prolly not…but I get his point and I challenge the Pajama Pundit to pick apart his facts and try and dispute them…what he says is true…whether it is to be said or not.
Okay. Where to begin?

I see what Bill-O is saying. He thinks (like so many on the Right) that 'Hollywood will do anything in it's power to paint America as an oppressive nation bent on terrorizing other countries'. Fine. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. But I disagree.

In the latter part of 2006, I had the opportunity (a rare one at that) to go OUT to a movie with my wife. The movie that we opted to see was the Good Shepard starring (ironically) one Matthew Damon. Yes. The same Matt Damon that Mr. O'Reilly is so happy to paint as being anti-American.

In the Good Shepard, Matt Damon plays a CIA agent who is anything but a "bad guy". There is definitely an element of internal conflict in the character, but he is far from villainous. The movie goes into how Damon's character comes to join the ranks of the CIA, what kinds of activities he is involved in during the Cold War era, and how being involved in the Agency affects his personal life.

At no point in this film did I feel like I was watching some anti-American propaganda flick. In fact, I would argue that - while fictional - the Good Shepard definitely had a pro-American, pro-CIA spin to it. The creators of this film definitely did not "paint the CIA in a bad picture".

But back to the Bourne Ultimatum...

I guess there are several key ideas that I was trying to convey in my recent post on this topic:

1:: Matt Damon may have a progressive political ideology, but that does not make him un-American, or even play exclusively un-American characters. This is proven in several of his films, as the aforementioned the Good Shepard.

2:: The Bourne Ultimatum was a book LONG before it was a movie. Where was Bill O'Reilly to accuse Robert Ludlum (the author) of being unpatriotic or anti-American when the book(s) were released?

3:: Most importantly - If Bill O'Reilly's argument (as my reader seems to think) is based on the idea that "the whole movie revolves around them (the CIA) being the bad guys", then it is fundamentally flawed. Observe:

In ALL of the Bourne films, there are good elements and bad elements of the CIA. The basic plot of the first TWO films is that there are rogue agents in the CIA and they are trying to cover-up their past misdeeds. The character of Jason Bourne (ably played by Matt Damon) gets framed by these rogue agents and therefore is mistakenly hunted by the GOOD elements of the CIA (as well as the KGB, Interpol, and other international crime-fighters). Once the leaders of the CIA figure out that there are bad elements (the rogue dudes) in their midst, they are quick to leave Bourne alone.

NOW, all of this aside, I do see Bill-O's point about people in other countries watching this and thinking anti-American thoughts. The producers, directors and actors in these films (or ANY American films) cannot predict the reaction from an international audience. But, I would add that, like American viewers, I would hope that anyone watching a fictional movie would see it for what it is: A WORK OF FICTION.

I don't know about you, but I do not go to the movies and drop upwards of 20 bucks to bolster my political ideology.

Hopefully, nobody would misconstrue a work of entertainment with a work of anti-American propaganda. Then again, maybe I give too much credit to dumbass terrorists.

I still think that Bill O'Reilly has not seen any of these movies.

It's Too Hot


A great illustration of the political situation in Iraq.

- Henry Payne, the Detroit news

Spam-Alot

A couple of weeks ago, I established a MySpace page so that I could connect with other politically minded folks on the Internets. Having had a personal MySpace page for a couple of years now, I had already become familiar with spam accounts that link to other... questionable websites.

But, I must say, in the past 24 hours I have received nearly 30 requests for "friendship" from accounts that are highly suspect. In only ONE day... ugh.

I know that users are able to adjust the settings on your account so that you can reduce such an occurrence, but I don't want to limit the people who legitimately want to view my page - and discuss similar (or different) interests. I have already been in contact with several individuals who have discovered my blog through this MySpace page.

I guess there is no way to solve this dilemma - I just needed to vent.

Funny Of The Week

It's Monday. Funny of the week:

What can I say? I'm a big fan of Jon Stewart. Oh, and he's really funny too.

Happy Monday!

18 August 2007

Fortune Cookie

I just finished my quasi-weekly Chinese dinner. Fortune cookie time.
Your charm today will be almost irresistible, so use it wisely.
Nice. I'll have to ask my wife how I'm doing.

You Can't Say That On TV


Check out this story. Apparently, a U.S. diplomat named Patrick Syring has been accused of making anti-Arab statements. We're not talking some mild mannered "You're a jerk" stuff here. Check this quote:
The only good Lebanese is a dead Lebanese. The only good Arab is a dead Arab. Long live the IDF (Israel Defense Forces - the Israli military). Death to Lebanon and death to the Arabs. Fuck the Arabs and fuck James Zogby and his wicked Hizbollah brothers. They will burn in hellfire on this earth and in the hereafter.
Wow. The worst part for Mr. Syring - it was all recorded on voice mail and in e-mail that he had sent to the Arab-American Institute.

Ouch.

Needless to say, Mr. Syring no longer works for the United States government. He has retired in the wake of this... incident.

Got Some 'Splainin' To Do

I'd love to hear further explanation about this program.

Transparency in government... BRING IT ON!

17 August 2007

Speechless


Awful. There are no other words.

**Warning: Not for the faint-of-heart.

I have thoughts, but they will have to wait until tomorrow Monday.

Head Nod: Shaun Mullen

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Pre-Veep Cheney

In his own words:
How many additional dead Americans is Saddam worth?
It's a quagmire if you go that far and try to take over Iraq.
Ugh.

Scandalbeat: Gonzales


Oh brother. This again.

We have an Attorney General who is on the Congressional record LYING. But, remarkably, that is not the end of the story. Alberto Gonzales went to (then A.G.) John Ashcroft's hospital bedside to try and get approval for an illegal surveillance program.

ASHCROFT WAS IN THE F**KIN' HOSPITAL!

And now the Director of the FBI, Robert Mueller, has submitted notes that indicate that Gonzales was indeed lying when he gave testimony to the Senate Judiciary Committee last month about this visit.

This story gets worse and worse everyday - and yet the prez stands by his man. Sickening.

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Rove Attack


Okay, we get it Karl. You don't like Hillary.

I thought you said you wanted to spend more time with your family? How about a little less time talking to the press, and a little more time kickin' it with your peeps.

Ugh.

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Don't Mess With 'The Family'


Rudy Giuliani wants the media to leave his family alone.
I love my family very, very much and will do anything for them. There are complexities in every family in America. The best thing I can say is kind of, 'leave my family alone, just like I'll leave your family alone'.
Okay Rudy - I agree with you. Family should be off limits when it comes to politics. Back in the 90s, the media kept a great distance from Chelsea Clinton, particularly during the Monica Lewinsky train-wreck. I am also of the opinion that the decisions that adult (or semi-adult) children make have no bearing on a candidate's electabliilty.

- BUT -

I have one teensie-weensie problem with Giuliani telling the media to back-off: he announced his separation from his second wife, Donna Hanover, at a daily press briefing. Oh, and the announcement was a surprise to Ms. Hanover. She had no idea that it was coming - particularly in such a public fashion.

Yeah, pretty tacky.

It seems that Giuliani loves the press to be intimately involved in his life, when it suits him.


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iPain


HA! That's what you get for dropping $600 on a friggin' phone. Duh.

I wonder how many trees were used to print so many users bills... if each one was 300 pages. I certainly hope that AT&T uses recycled materials.

16 August 2007

Bill O'Reilly: Uber-Douchebag


Ugh.

Where to begin? Yesterday's Countdown with Keith Olbermann brought my attention to a column that Bill O'Reilly wrote called The Bourne Buffoonery. Now, normally I stay as far away from BillOReilly.com as possible - but this story warranted my browsing because I'm a H U G E fan of Robert Ludlum and his Bourne series of books.

Please, read the column (as much as it pains me to suggest it). Also, you can watch Bill-O discuss this movie with formerly-funny-fake-news-man Dennis Miller:

"Miller Time" indeed. I need a spirited beverage after watching bile like that. To the meat...

Bill-O didn't even make it into the second paragraph in his column before twisting facts to serve his obvious right-wing thinking. [side note: You know that you are pretty pathetic when you start picking apart a Matt Damon action flick to serve your own political agenda.] Check it:
For those of you not familiar with the Bourne series, Matt Damon plays a CIA agent who becomes involved in the "Program" (as in, "get with the"). This sinister plan results in Damon being brainwashed, making him a lean, mean killing machine with no personal memories. Thus, he can murder without conscience, kind of like what Hollywood producers often do to scripts.
Um... rrrrrright. Let's break it down:
Matt Damon's character, Jason Bourne (or David Webb) is indeed a member of the CIA. He's a (very well-trained) assassin involved in a project called Treadstone (Treadstone 71 in the books). In this program, the assassins are trained to blend into crowds, speak numerous languages, and be a "lean mean killing machine" as O'Reilly so succinctly puts it.

HOWEVER, when Bill-O says that this "sinister plan results in Damon being brainwashed", O'Reilly is WAY off the mark.

In both the books and the movies, the character of Jason Bourne is found by fishermen floating in the water, shot in the back. He is nursed back to health, but has no memory of his previous life (as an assassin) and finds himself running from people who want him dead (the CIA and others). He does not "murder without conscience", rather he is fighting for his memory, and by proxy, his life.

So, pray tell me O'Reilly - how is that being "brainwashed"?

Now, I cannot fault Bill-O for attacking the actors - Matt Damon and Julia Stiles - for their left-leaning politics. O'Reilly is entitled to his opinion of them and their far-out-liberalism (ugh). However, to suggest that the idea that the actors' personal political ideology ("hating America") somehow seeped it's way into this film is idiocy, pure and simple.
The CIA guys are bad, bad, bad. And just to make sure Indonesian and Pakistani audiences get the picture, the CIA chief issues his evil orders with the American flag clearly seen on his desk. No language barrier here, no sir. The U.S. intelligence agencies are fiendish enterprises, which want to hurt Matt Damon and actually force Julia Stiles to cut her own hair. How could they?
You've got to be joking. Please tell me you are joking Bill - PLEASE.

'[T]he CIA chief issues his evil orders with the American flag clearly seen on his desk.' Well, no sh*t Bill. He is, after all, the "chief" of the CIA - an AMERICAN organization. Julia Stiles cutting her own hair? Really? That's the best you've got against this flick? You just don't get it.

Both the series of books and movies are about a man who struggles with an internal conflict about who he was/is and what he did/does with is life. The complex plot does involve some shady characters in the U.S. government who want to put an end to a "program" (Treadstone) that went awry, but I don't see how that is hating America. To suggest that this is "anti-American" seems like a stretch to me.

Most importantly (and obvious), this is a story. Fiction. Entertainment. Nothing more.

After reading Bill O'Reilly's column and watching his interview with sometimes-still-funny-quasi-comedian Dennis Miller, one thought kept repeating itself over and over in my mind: Man, Bill O'Reilly must be a real buzzkill for a date.

Seriously.

Can you imagine being a woman (or a man - there's nothing wrong with that) out on a dinner-and-a-movie date with Bill-O? After a nice shrimp dinner at the Red Lobster, you shell out $10 each to get into the movie. Once inside you drop another five or six bucks on Sno-Caps and a Fanta, settle into your seats, and after what seems to be an endless reel of previews, the movie begins. Then, much to your chagrin, your date begins to decry aloud that 'this movie is anti-American!' - in front of all of the other theater patrons. What a bad time.

So, how did your date go?

Well Chuck, it started out okay. I had some good shrimp at the Red Lobster...

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Long Live The King


Elvis Presley died 30 years ago today.

Or did he?

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Reality Based Republicans

Good Honest commentary by David Brooks.

"The atmosphere in the Republican party is not pro-Bush."

Not the first time that I've heard that about the GOP...

Irony At It's Finest


Best. Metaphor. Ever.
The first thing Karl Rove plans to do when he leaves the White House at the end of this month is go dove hunting in West Texas...
DOVE HUNTING? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

It's too bad for Mr. Rove that doves are an international symbol for peace. Oh, and after that comment about 'ripping the tops of of animals' at the Radio Television Correspondents Association Dinner, I wouldn't be telling the world that you are going hunting Karl. ESPECIALLY for doves.

Now you will have PETA all over your ass again...

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Can't We All Just Get Along?

Hillary and Barack goin' at it. More specifically, Barack lightly attacking Hillary.

Ugh.

I'm not saying that either one of you are correct, or incorrect, in your arguing (although I am definitely biased against Hillary) - I'm just saying that you should both shut-up about each other, and talk about more important issues.

Look Senator Obama, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but arguing amongst yourselves about who will be the 'uniter' is moot if you lose the general election (plus, haven't we heard the 'I'm a uniter, not a divider' line somewhere before?).

How about you focus less on attacking each other, and more on talking about what you would do to unite our divided nation? Sounds reasonable to me.

15 August 2007

Follow The Cash

What is it with Republicans and money these days? It seems that every week there is a new story about politicians taking money from a shady source.

At least Romney and Giuliani gave theirs back...

Rush Into Things

You are one of the most divisive political figures in United States' history. You helped to engineer some of the worst policy decisions in recent memory. You have decided that, after six-point-five years serving the President of the United States, it is time to return to Texas to "spend more time with family".

BUT, before you wrap things up and tie it with a bow - you have to tell someone all about it. Who should that be?


Aw, c'mon Rove! Really?! Limbaugh?!

Geez. There's going to be a whole lot of sucking up during that interview.

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The Romney Defense, Redux


Apparently this story has some traction.

As I said before, I'm not entirely certain that this is a fair question to be asking Mr. Romney. BUT, I suppose I would see things a little differently if I had a son or daughter serving in Iraq right now.

Fortunately for me, my kids won't be eligible for volunteering (or being drafted...*GULP*) for another 14 years. My sincere hope is that we have brought our troops home MUCH sooner than that...

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Terroristic Meteorites

Ever since the presidential election of 2004, I've really had trouble with the idea that 'the terrorists still want to get us'. The Bush administration, and the Republican party in general, have made their point abundantly clear: Americans should always live in fear of terrorism, now and evermore. It is the ultimate battle between good and evil, and it will be with us indefinitely.

I don't buy it.

Oh sure, "terrorists" (and in this case we are to equate terrorism with people of middle-eastern decent or origin - but that's a whole different argument) may have designs on attacking our country again, but I don't think that it's going to be anytime soon. But, the politicians want to make you think that it could be tomorrow... or even today! Watch out!

This article makes a good point - there is way to much attention, and money, paid to terrorism when the actual threat is very low. Check it:
That [panicked and unreasonable] reaction is one measure of the contagion of alarmism. [John] Mueller's book is filled with statistics meant to put terrorism in context. For example, international terrorism annually causes the same number of deaths as drowning in bathtubs or bee stings. It would take a repeat of Sept. 11 every month of the year to make flying as dangerous as driving. Over a lifetime, the chance of being killed by a terrorist is about the same as being struck by a meteor. Mueller's conclusions: An American's risk of dying at the hands of a terrorist is microscopic. The likelihood of another Sept. 11-style attack is nearly nil because it would lack the element of surprise. America can easily absorb the damage from most conceivable attacks. And the suggestion that al Qaeda poses an existential threat to the United States is ridiculous. Mueller's statistics and conclusions are jarring only because they so starkly contradict the widely disseminated and broadly accepted image of terrorism as an urgent and all-encompassing threat. (emphasis added)
'...terrorism annually causes the same number of deaths as drowning in bathtubs or bee stings.' Unbelievable. Gee Dubya Bee would have you think that you are going to die tomorrow - from a terrorist incident.

So why is it that we continually fall for the bullshit propaganda that 'we're fighting them over there so that we don't have to fight them here'? Why is it that people still live in fear of a terrorist attack?

My guess is that the mere fact that we all remember exactly where we were and what we were doing when we heard the news from New York City has something to do with it. Whether or not you lived near one of the attacks (NYC, D.C. or Shanksville), whether or not you know someone who was directly involved - it affected you. I vividly remember watching the cable news channels all day on September 11th. I remember my wife of only two weeks telling me that I should turn off the tv - or turn to something else - because it wasn't good to keep watching the bad news over and over again. This is likely how millions of Americans spent that day - and they do NOT want to relive that experience. I don't blame them. I definitely don't want to see another day like that - here or in any other country.

However, I do not believe that living in fear is the answer. I think that most Americans simply live their lives day-to-day now, giving very little thought to a terrorist attack - particularly in their city or town. But when Tony Snow or dana Perino or one of the GOP talking heads gets in front of a camera, they cannot wait to say the word terrorists, al Qaeda, Islamic Jihadists, or the big one: 9/11.

Ugh.

Please do not misunderstand me. I hate terrorists. I hate Osama bin Laden. I hate anyone who would kill another person in the name of their beliefs or their gods. I'm merely saying that I think Americans are unnecessarily afraid of an incident that is unlikely to happen. I loathe the fact that many sympathy-challenged politicians (and pundits too) use the attacks on September 11th, 2001 (and similar events in 1993) as a crutch to continue to scare people into agreeing with their point-of-view.

Unfortunately, I don't have a solution to this quasi-dilemma. However, I would issue a challenge to ALL the candidates who run for public office (particularly the presidential candidates): make your campaign about issues that affect Americans everyday. Talk about education, health care, employment... hell, tell me how you are going to stop other countries from making toys out of f**king POISON. Since the odds are more in favor of my kid playing with "Lead Paint Barbie" than getting hit by a suicide bomber, let's discuss the former.

Thoughts?

CONGRATS!!!


My public congratulations to my brother and his girlfriend fiancé.

Cheers to the happy couple! Enjoy that vacation!

14 August 2007

Reclaim Your Privacy

I hate the fact that Congress is still giving the president blank checks in the name of national security.

There's a petition over at TrueMajority.org that I think definitely worth a look. Here's what it says:
We are Americans, and in our America we do not torture, we do not imprison people without charge or legal recourse, allow our phones and emails to be tapped without a court order, and above all we do not give any President unchecked power. I pledge to fight to protect and defend the Constitution from assault by any President. I insist that my elected representatives in Congress do the same.
I signed it. You should too. At least check it out...

Funny Of The Week

I didn't post yesterday - so here, a day late and a dollar short, is your Funny Of The Week.

What can I say? I'm a huge Star Wars fan.

One Down...

... eight more to go?


"Whew! At least I don't have to deal with this sh*t anymore!"

Now, if only the other Thompson would make up his mind...

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A Dynasty Of Sacrifice


I have to say that I've always liked John McCain.

Oh sure, over the past year I have really become jaded with several of his positions (the war in Iraq, the Religious Right) - but back in 2000 I was a HUGE fan of the guy. Any politician that can be the host of Saturday Night Live, and actually be funny, is okay in my book.

Read this article. Very well done.
When he returned from Vietnam, he could no longer pass his flight physical because of the substantial injuries he had sustained (after he was shot down and broke both arms, he would never again be able to raise his arms above his shoulders), which meant he could no longer fly.
If I decide to support a Republican candidate for president, it will very likely be John McCain.

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Rovin' Out

Workin' too hard can give you a heart-attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack

What?

That's right folks, Karl Rove is Movin' Out. I must say that the thought of the Bush Administration -minus- the infamous "TerdBlossom" is an interesting, and more importantly APPEALING prospect. Rove, in my opinion, has single-handedly divided our nation more than any other political figure in history. While there are many who subscribe to the idea that Rove's ultimate goal was to create a "permanent (Republican) majority" in the government, I do NOT believe that... well, not entirely anyway. I believe that Karl Rove would do - and WILL do - just about anything to protect the legacy of George W. Bush first - then the GOP second.

The idea that to win an election - which I will admit Karl Rove has gotten fairly good at - the candidate should polarize the populous so that they can win by a small majority seems to me to be a flawed proposal. And yet, as we've seen with Rove and his guidance of the Bush administration, it appears to work. However, it is clear to me that the result of such a fragmenting political ideology is greater resistance to any policy that one might try to propose. For example, remember when George W. Bush tried to privatize Social Security? How about his plan for Immigration reform? Yeah, it doesn't work so well when 50% of the country didn't want you in the White House to begin with.

I think that to truly be successful in politics, a candidate needs to prove that they can be (and will be) a 'uniter, not a divider'.

But I digress... all of this talk about Karl Rove leaving Washington begs an important question: What is next for the man they call 'Bush's Brain'?

Will he continue to work in politics? Will he support - or even consult - one of the current candidates for the Republican presidential nomination? Will he burst into flame when you expose him to daylight?

I'll be anxiously awaiting the answers to these, and other questions.

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Happiness Is...

Happiness is being surrounded by loved ones on your first birthday.

... and getting to smear your Cookie Monster birthday cake all over.

What a weekend! I think the house has finally quieted down - but I still need to clean the place.

That aside, I've missed a bunch of stuff in the news. Most notably the resignation of Karl Rove (cue the Darth Vader music).

More later.

10 August 2007

Another Long Weekend

I know that it feels like I've been slacking lately - and for that I do apologize.

Tomorrow is my daughter's first birthday. She is turning one-year-old. YAY!

So, in honor of this occasion, the Pajama Wife and I are hosting a slew of family members to a small, informal shin-dig. I'm going to spend the better part of today and tomorrow morning preparing/cleaning/scrubbing/setting-up.

I hope you all have a great weekend and I will return to a regular posting schedule on Monday Tuesday.

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