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11 June 2007

True Americans & Immigration

posted by Bert McBrayer at 15:14  No comments filed in:

The Daily Read has paid off for me. Got a great laugh.

Flexing their new-found political muscle, Native Americans - the only “true” Americans - have now weighed in on the McCain-Kennedy immigration bill, lobbying Congress to provide for the immediate deportation of all Mayflower descendants.

Speaking for the National Council of American Indians, Chief “Running Tab at Foxwoods” asserted that the Mayflower settlers “not only entered this country illegally, without visas or work permits, but behaved very badly-spreading disease, raping our women, despoiling the land, and worst of all, stealing our very identity for their sports teams.
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